He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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