she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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