Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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