have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
How does one acquire holy water?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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