people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Randomize
