Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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