You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
