Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
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