Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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