Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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