You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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