David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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