you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Randomize
