from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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