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(703): View more from Virginia

Can i come over

(240): View more from Maryland

After you called me a desperate slut? No

(240): View more from Maryland

Come over

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(330): View more from Ohio

oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle

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(213): View more from California

Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby

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(510): View more from California

A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"

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Berkeley was the right choice

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(802): View more from Vermont

Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.

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