Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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