OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
What a dumb baby whore.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I am one with the molecules
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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