I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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