In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Randomize
