I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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