Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
