her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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