where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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