Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
birth control should be required to get into college
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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