i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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