That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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