maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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