She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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