Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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