Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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