Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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