Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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