i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
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