Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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