I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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