And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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