I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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