Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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