..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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