how hairy? two words: wookie tits
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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