I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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