i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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