What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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