I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Quick, to the slutcave!
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
your like the ambassador to my penis.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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