Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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