i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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