you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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