as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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