We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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