Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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