HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Operation Purity has been aborted
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Randomize
