I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Randomize