I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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