sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
did i walk over a car last night?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
