god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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